1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:06,874 Cheers is filmed before A live studio audience. 2 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:07,808 Hi, everybody. 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,810 Hi, carla. Carla. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,446 Hey, listen, sam. I'm sorry I'm Late. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,416 I realized I left you here Without a waitress. 6 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:19,453 What am I, Chopped liver? 7 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,689 No. Some people Enjoy chopped liver. 8 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,394 What got you In such bad mood today? 9 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:29,130 Oh, I don't know. Everything. 10 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,499 This morning I was thinking, I'm not married, 11 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,435 I'm carrying My sixth kid. 12 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:38,539 I'm broke, I live in squalor. 13 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,241 I'm having A crisis of faith. 14 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,310 Oh, come on, carla, don't talk Like that. 15 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:46,046 Well, would a just god be Putting me through this, coach? 16 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,416 Well, I know it looks Sort of bleak out there. 17 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,718 But you just have to Have patience. 18 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,553 Remember jobe. 19 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,989 Cliffie's right, honey. You got a good "Jobe" here. 20 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,761 You're in Great health. 21 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,130 I don't know. 22 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,831 I don't know. 23 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:07,735 Cliff, I didn't want To embarrass you In front of carla, 24 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:11,071 But you pronounce The word "Job". 25 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,749 * makin' your way in the world Today 26 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,785 * takes everything you've got 27 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,555 * taking a break From all your worries * 28 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:31,024 * sure would help a lot 29 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:36,797 * wouldn't you like To get away? * 30 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,699 * sometimes you wanna go 31 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:44,372 * where everybody knows your Name * 32 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:48,809 * and they're always glad you Came * 33 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,279 * you wanna be where you can see 34 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,981 * our troubles are all the same 35 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:54,882 You wanna be 36 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:59,253 * where everybody knows your Name * 37 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,889 * you wanna go where people know 38 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,458 * people are All the same * 39 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:09,830 * you wanna go where everybody Knows your name * 40 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,587 Frasier, what a surprise To see you here today. 41 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:36,290 Diane, I've got the most Exciting news. It just couldn't Wait. 42 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,090 Well, what is it? 43 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,926 You're positively Tingling. 44 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,728 Come and sit down. 45 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,963 I have been awarded An honor that Surpasses anything 46 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,832 I could have hoped to achieve at This point in my career. 47 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,801 It goes beyond even my most wild And ambitious dreams. 48 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,538 Hey, doc, what are we talking Here, nobel prize? 49 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,306 No, we're not talking nobel Prize. 50 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,441 What, pulitzer? Come on. 51 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,175 No, I didn't win the pulitzer Prize. 52 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,810 Oh, a guggenheim Fellowship. 53 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,646 No, it's not A guggenheim Fellowship. 54 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:03,351 What did you win, a canned ham? You've lost all the big ones. 55 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,553 I knew I should have waited For a better moment. 56 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,755 Diane, I have been chosen 57 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,423 To be this year's Visiting scholar 58 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,559 At the university Of bologna. 59 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:15,062 Oh, frasier, That's wonderful! 60 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,431 The university Of bologna? 61 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:20,434 I can't believe They'd need a university 62 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,135 For a thing like that. 63 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,939 I know it's A complicated meat, but-- 64 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,876 Uh, coach... 65 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:33,714 Coach, the university of bologna Is the oldest university In the world. 66 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,716 It has What is arguably 67 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,319 The finest school Of psychology in europe. 68 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,621 Now inarguably The finest. 69 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,656 Who's the dean? Oscar mayer? 70 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,625 Ha ha ha! 71 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,464 Yeah, well I, uh, hear Sausage jokes 72 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:53,434 Are making A comeback. 73 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,503 Now, here's The exciting news. 74 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,170 Oh, oh! 75 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,439 My teaching load Will be light enough 76 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:02,343 To provide us Ample time to travel Throughout europe. 77 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,711 Us? 78 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,646 Well, yes. I thought you'd Notice that. I'm leaving In two weeks. 79 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,516 And I'd love for you To come along. 80 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:11,118 Oh. 81 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,555 Why that would be wonderful, Wouldn't it? 82 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,456 Uh... 83 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,491 How long would We be gone? 84 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:18,392 6 months. 85 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,695 6 months? Wow. 86 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,332 This would be a very big Undertaking. 87 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:27,134 So many details To take care of-- 88 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:32,540 My apartment...A passport...My Plans...My classes... 89 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,174 Sam...My paper... 90 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,008 My dry cleaning... 91 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,644 Sam? 92 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:42,182 Well, yes. You know what a Devastating effect it had on him The last time I left. 93 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,785 Frasier, he's fragile. 94 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,488 He can be wounded. 95 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,023 Oh, there. 96 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,024 Have you ever seen a guy 97 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,726 Who could do pushups with his Tongue? 98 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,861 Well, no, I haven't. 99 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,429 Watch this. 100 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:08,709 You see, diane, 101 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:13,180 Even without you, His life is very full. 102 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,816 Frasier, I'm serious. 103 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,851 All right, look, I was sam's Therapist 104 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:18,919 I'll tell him About this 105 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,388 And observe His reaction. 106 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:23,457 If he shows any anxiety, Whatsoever, I'll be here to Assuage it, then. 107 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,726 Sam, can I have a word with you For a second? 108 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:26,960 Sure, doc. What's up? 109 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,263 Uh, diane and I are Going to europe. 110 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,700 Europe? Overseas? 111 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,102 Well, we were going to go To the local one, 112 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,871 But it's all booked up. 113 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:40,173 You see I'm going to be teaching There for 6 months. 114 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,775 And diane is going with me. 115 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:45,879 And, uh, you may never See her again. 116 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,582 Well that's...I'm happy for you Guys! 117 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:51,619 That's--maybe I should throw you A bon voyage party or something, Huh? 118 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,387 What do you think? 119 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,488 You're not Bothered? 120 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:57,090 Not bothered? How delightfully Naive, 121 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,326 He's repressing On all 12 cylinders. Come along 122 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,563 Sam, I want to have A little chitchat with you in Your office. 123 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,465 What are we going to talk about, Frasier? 124 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,234 We're going to talk about the Emotions that you're repressing Right now. 125 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,236 I'm here for you sam, and I Promise, 126 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,939 I won't leave until You can deal with this. 127 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,574 She doesn't want to go To europe with me, sam. 128 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:19,046 She doesn't love me. She's still Harboring feelings for you. 129 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,848 Oh, come on, frasier. That again? 130 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,116 Well, yes. You should have Seen the look on her face 131 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,085 When I asked her to go to europe With me just now. 132 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,987 Aha... 133 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:30,691 Oh, yeah. She is a great Cure for happiness, Isn't she? 134 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,826 Well, now wait a second. 135 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:36,630 You can't expect her To jump up and down with joy About this thing right off the Bat. 136 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,398 I'd love to know why. 137 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:41,835 Well, because diane is diane. I Mean, she's never done anything In her entire in her life 138 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,571 Without thinking About it. 139 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,773 She Analyzes the blood Out of everything. 140 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,307 I mean, if you were to go up to Her right now and say, 141 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,176 "Can I offer you $1 million?" 142 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,644 She'd say, "No, no, no. 143 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,380 That's may I offer You a $1 million." 144 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:58,385 I admit she does have A tendency to be cerebral. 145 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,321 I just never pictured Myself in a relationship 146 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,091 Where I would be the wild And impulsive one. 147 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:07,895 Let's be fair, though, sam. 148 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,430 I mean, she does know How to show a man a good time. 149 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:11,431 Yeah, you're right. 150 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,000 I remember we'd be out together And she'd say, 151 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:16,403 "Hey, sam. Look over there. Those guys are having a good Time." 152 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,839 Come on, I bet she comes Around, here, frasier. 153 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:23,410 I bet she's outside right now Thinking this whole europe Thing's a good idea. 154 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,411 You really think so? 155 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,879 Yeah I know so. 156 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:27,715 Diane: how is he? 157 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,416 Oh, he'll be all right. Oh, he'll be all right. 158 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,186 See, I already got my sense Of humor back. 159 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,689 Good man. 160 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:39,693 Sam, you were really Bothered by this news? 161 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,394 Well, uh... 162 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,632 Diane, I just used sam As a cover. 163 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,366 It was me. 164 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,368 I was hurt That your reaction To my europe news 165 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,470 Was half-hearted, at best. 166 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:53,006 Oh, frasier. 167 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,676 Well, I've had a little time To think about it now, 168 00:07:55,709 --> 00:08:00,280 And I want you to know that Europe sounds wonderful. 169 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,083 I can't imagine A more romantic place 170 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:06,486 Or a more Appropriate person With whom to share it. 171 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,989 Oh, that's Wonderful. 172 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,958 Sam said you'd Come around. 173 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,662 Lucky guess. 174 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,700 Well, dear, may I have A moment alone with sam? 175 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,502 Oh, certainly. I'm almost late For my session as it is. 176 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,037 Bye-bye, sam. 177 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,505 Arrivederci, diane. 178 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,407 Ciao, frasier. 179 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:33,246 Oh, I hate you. 180 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:40,187 I'd love to smack That smug look Off your face. 181 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,591 You're pretending Not to care 182 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,392 Because you believe That europe 183 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,860 Will be the death knell 184 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,329 For my relationship With frasier crane. 185 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,998 Either because I won't go at all, 186 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:55,402 Or because the stress Of traveling together For 6 months 187 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:58,338 Will break us up, right? 188 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,040 Listen to me. 189 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,642 I'm sincere About this. 190 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,811 I like you two, 191 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:09,549 And I want to see you both Happy. 192 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,051 Thank you, sam. 193 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:14,922 Well, I mean after all, just Because the two of us didn't Travel well... 194 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,957 When did we ever travel? 195 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,659 You kidding me? 196 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,594 We went through Hell together. 197 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,863 Oh. 198 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,197 Yes. 199 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,367 Well, it helped that You knew the language. 200 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,242 Carla, are you looking for, a Sign from god? 201 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,811 Religious belief is based on Faith. 202 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:41,782 Yeah, well I never thought I'd Say this, coach, but, I think I've lost my faith. 203 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,317 Hey, listen up everybody. I have An announcement to make. 204 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,453 Diane here is Leaving for europe, 205 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,689 And she's...She's not going to Be back to cheers ever. 206 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,023 Coach: aw. 207 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,558 * I believe 208 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,394 * for every drop Of rain that falls * 209 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,730 * a flower grows 210 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,032 * I believe That somewhere * 211 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:03,170 * in the darkest night, A candle glows * 212 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,680 You know, sam, I got to Tell you. 213 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:16,616 I can't see diane Going off with Doc like that. 214 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:20,453 I always figured That you and her Would get married. 215 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,621 Aw, come on, coach. 216 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,490 No, no, I'm not kidding. 217 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:27,928 I pictured you moving to a Little home in the country 218 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,463 With a rose garden out in the Front 219 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:35,202 And a nice little room in the Back for me. 220 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:40,573 Every sunday night diane would Make us a fried chicken dinner 221 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:41,942 And we'd sit on the porch 222 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,077 Listen to The ball game. 223 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:47,014 I'd bounce your kids On my knee. 224 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:50,083 God, it was going to be A happy house. 225 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:53,553 Well, I guess that's going to be Frasier's house now, coach. 226 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,756 Well, you can come by Anytime, sam. 227 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,893 But call first. 228 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:03,931 Let's get Out of here. 229 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:04,932 Come on. It's late. 230 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,599 Yep. Time to go. Good night, Coach. 231 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,369 Goodnight, guys. 232 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,270 Later, sammy. 233 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,204 See ya. 234 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,006 Listen, diane. 235 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,275 I'm not A sentimental guy, you know. 236 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:19,713 I'd like you To have a good, Safe trip, huh? 237 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,882 Hey, normie, you big monkey. 238 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,184 Don't you ever Be ashamed of your Tender side. 239 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,989 Well... 240 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,191 Good-bye, diane. 241 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:36,296 Good-bye, clifford. 242 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:42,035 Hey, come on you two. I'm Waiting for a kiss. 243 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,470 Well... 244 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,939 Sheleaving, I mean... 245 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,717 Did you see the look On her face? 246 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,086 Yeah. 247 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,322 I was more worried About the look on Your face. 248 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:10,063 Well, diane. 249 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,098 I'm not going To pretend 250 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,400 That you're my Favorite person In the world, 251 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:18,438 But, uh, now that it's all over, 252 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,408 I guess I wish you A happy life. 253 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,843 Thank you. 254 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,412 Oh, and, uh... 255 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,383 I thought I'd Do you a little favor Before you left, 256 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,020 So I wrote down A helpful phrase In italian. 257 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,488 You carry that with you Wherever you go. 258 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,624 Scusi, Signore farmacista. 259 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,760 Dove il perossido? 260 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,196 Yeah, it means "Excuse me, Mr. Pharmacist, 261 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,932 Where do you keep The peroxide?" 262 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,071 Meet you At the car, coach. 263 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,307 Yeah. 264 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,176 Oh, coach. 265 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,045 I'm going to miss you. 266 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,779 I'm going to miss you, too, Honey. 267 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:03,583 Listen, thank you for Coming back, huh? 268 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,587 Will he be ok? 269 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,190 Well, I hope so. 270 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,225 Coach, Do me a favor. 271 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,460 Sure. 272 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,395 Stand by him. 273 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,467 No, no, coach. Coach, come back. 274 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,538 Um, I'll tell you what, 275 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,407 Instead of Standing by him, 276 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:31,411 Why don't you just Sort of watch over him? 277 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,847 Of course, Of course. 278 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,515 Bye, sweetheart. 279 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,028 Well. 280 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,197 Well. 281 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,173 We haven't been alone For a long time. 282 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:03,010 No. 283 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,578 Boy, it's funny How things change, Isn't it? 284 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,949 Yes. 285 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:12,052 I still remember The first time I came in here. 286 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,258 What a prissy Little snot I was. 287 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,263 Yeah. Who Would have thought It could get worse, huh? 288 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,436 Diane... Listen to me. 289 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,571 I think We both realize 290 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,739 That alot of things Can happen 291 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,874 When you leave Like this. 292 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,677 Who knows When we'll see Each other again? 293 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,712 I'd like you to do me a favor. 294 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,048 What's that, sam? 295 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:45,185 I've been a real jerk To you sometimes. 296 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,055 I'd appreciate it, When you think of me, 297 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:51,324 You remember me As a decent person. 298 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,426 Of course. 299 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,129 I'll remember you As albert schweitzer. 300 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,232 I'd like that. 301 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,333 Thank you. 302 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,607 I'm so glad It's ending this way. 303 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,544 After the wrath And acrimony Of our breakup. 304 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,213 Yeah, I swear. 305 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,983 I thought I'd never see you Come in here again. 306 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,751 Do you know why I came back? 307 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:22,455 Sure. Because You're a woman, And I'm sammy. 308 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,562 Actually, It was because 309 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,099 I was concerned About you-- 310 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,935 Your drinking And your health. 311 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,604 Well... 312 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,906 Thank you Because it did Make a difference. 313 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:48,615 Who would've thought We'd ever be standing here As friends? 314 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:52,952 Yeah. We are friends, Aren't we? 315 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,587 Good friends. 316 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,927 Well, I'm off. 317 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,229 Now wait A second here. 318 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,832 Come on. Let me Give my friend A good-bye hug, huh? 319 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:06,933 Oh, sam! 320 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,900 Come on. Get over here. 321 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:08,668 Come on. 322 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,579 Wow. 323 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,681 What? 324 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,951 Well, this really may Be the last time We see each other. 325 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,421 Wow. 326 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,757 Well... 327 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,692 Good-bye, pal. 328 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,495 Good-bye, buddy. 329 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,498 Bye, amigo. 330 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,803 Good-bye, mon ami. 331 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,605 Good-bye, compadre. 332 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,343 Well, that's that. 333 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,844 I'll be off. 334 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,481 Yeah, you take care Of yourself. 335 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,385 You, too, sam. 336 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,357 Sam? 337 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,526 Yeah, chum? 338 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,964 I'm going to count to 3, And then we'll stop. 339 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,700 You got it. 340 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,804 1... 341 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,006 2... 342 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,375 2 1/2... 343 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,811 Which leads us to 3. 344 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,316 Well, that wasn't So hard, was it? 345 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,655 I think we just Counted to 3. 346 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,129 You have A nice, safe trip. 347 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:42,695 Thank you. 348 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,396 Yeah. 349 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:56,709 How could we have ever Denied ourselves for so long? 350 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,678 Come on. Come on. 351 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,613 Let's go back To my place, huh? 352 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:04,184 Yes. Let's go back To your place. 353 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:09,055 We have to make up For a lot of lost time. 354 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,823 Mmm. 355 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,062 Oh, sam, wait. 356 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,797 What? What? What? 357 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,432 What? What? 358 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,834 I knew you couldn't Be spontaneous! 359 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,603 I knew you'd have To overanalyze this. 360 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,406 What is it, huh? 361 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,540 I was just Going to say 362 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:31,678 I almost Forgot my purse. 363 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,313 Oh. 364 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,351 Well, let me get that For you, sweetheart. 365 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,924 What did you think I was going to say? 366 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,660 That was it. That was it. 367 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,763 What did you think I was going to say? 368 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,166 I don't know. I thought you were Gonna say is, 369 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,767 "Is this Just for tonight, 370 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,171 Or are we going to Start this whole thing over Again?" 371 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,506 I wasn't going to Say that. 372 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,275 Oh, bless you. 373 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,477 But now that you've Brought it up... 374 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,180 Damn, damn...No, I didn't really Bring it up. 375 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,516 I was just saying that as an Example of something 376 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,419 That I knew neither one of us Would ever say. 377 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,888 No, sam, I'm glad You said it. 378 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,824 What exactly is it You have in mind? 379 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,159 Is it a beginning Or an ending? 380 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,629 Hello or good-bye? 381 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,231 One night Of passion, 382 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:28,201 Or something that Will last beyond Tomorrow? 383 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,202 I've got this feeling 384 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,638 This conversation is gonna last Beyond tomorrow. 385 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,073 What's happening here? Just a Minute ago, we were hot for each Other. 386 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:38,611 No, I wasn't hot, I was insane. 387 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,213 I was insane. 388 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:43,516 I was about to abandon The most brilliant, 389 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,751 Sensitive man I ever met 390 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,655 For one with The morals of a rutting Sea elephant... 391 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,492 And the intelligence Of lint! 392 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,827 Wait, wait. 393 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:59,131 Let's just stop right there Before we start insulting each Other. 394 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,967 Good idea, sam. 395 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,869 Good-bye. 396 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,439 Diane? 397 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,140 Please. 398 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,944 Maybe frasier Can give you 399 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,013 A iron clad guarantee 400 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,650 Of a lifetime Of security, 401 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,820 But with me, It's a day at a time. 402 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,425 Now, if you can live With that... 403 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,859 Call. 404 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,584 Well... 405 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,754 Last I saw, you and diane Were here alone. 406 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,657 Did you give her A good-bye boink? 407 00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:03,763 Carla. 408 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,566 Your language. I haven't Heard you talk like that In a long time. 409 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,101 Oh, yeah, I know, but... 410 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,338 You know, this morning after Mass, 411 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,673 The priest said that He didn't think 412 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,310 Diane's going to bologna Constituted a true miracle. 413 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,311 No, huh? 414 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,079 No. I told him I had witnesses and everything. 415 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,181 He said he wouldn't Even take it to the bishop. 416 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:26,619 Oh. To answer Your question, 417 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,323 Nothing happened Between me and diane. 418 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:33,660 She wanted to, But you know. 419 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,294 You ok? 420 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:35,995 I'm fine. 421 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,764 [phone rings] 422 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,134 Cheers. 423 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:45,037 No, sorry. Diane's not here. 424 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,205 Oh, you're diane? 425 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,708 Then you're Definitely not here. 426 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,942 No, no. He's right here. 427 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,011 Sam, it's diane. 428 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,048 Hey, I was hoping you'd call. 429 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,717 I'm really glad you did. 430 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:01,220 Diane: I'm in A hotel room In london, sam. 431 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,756 Hold on one second. 432 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,926 [frasier singing In shower] 433 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,364 Frasier and I Are stopping over 434 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,099 On our way to italy. 435 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:16,035 So why you calling, huh? 436 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,005 Well, I'm calling because I've had some time 437 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:22,074 To think About last night. 438 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,676 We both had a moment of Weakness, 439 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,845 And I'm glad We didn't give in to it, 440 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:30,883 But I hope We're still friends. 441 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,120 I don't think We're friends, diane. 442 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,023 Well, we failed As lovers. 443 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:37,990 If we're not Friends, 444 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,060 What have we been These past few months? 445 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,664 Been kidding ourselves. 446 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,331 Good-bye, diane. 447 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,265 Wait. Sam? 448 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,166 Yeah? 449 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,071 Nothing. Good-bye. 450 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,673 No, wa-wa--uh... 451 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:57,577 Before you Hang up here, uh... 452 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,747 They got post cards In europe? 453 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,382 I'm almost Sure of it. 454 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:06,986 Well, maybe if you Think of it, 455 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:09,288 You can send me one. 456 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:10,757 Write small. 457 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:14,661 You know How I like to read In-between the lines. 458 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,363 I'll try. 459 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,366 That'd be nice. 460 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,269 Thank you, sam. 461 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:26,038 Goodbye, diane.